Stupidity, thy name is teenage boy

Well, I was thinking that I need to get some color on my body since I look like the color of printer paper. Well, I went outside in my backyard to attempt to tan, BIG mistake. I was out there for only 30 minutes and now my parents are having a hard time telling if I'm a lobster or a badly sunburned teen. Yeah, it hurts, big time. I got my color though :}